The Story of Legendary Super Candyce



There are a lot of rumors flying around out there regarding how I got my nickname. Do you want to know the REAL reason I'm called Legendary Super Candyce? Then read on.^_^/


One day, Ordinary Person Candyce was walking home from school. The route from school to her house passed by a nuclear power plant. Most days, Ordinary Person Candyce would walk by very quickly because there was always weird creatures roaming around inside the fenced off compound and she was afraid that they might harm her. She didn't want to get hurt before July because her mom was taking her and some friends to Anime Expo 2001 and they were going to have a great time. Ordinary Person Candyce was going to dress as Quistis from Final Fantasy VIII and her friends were...

Anyways, back to the story...

So Ordinary Person Candyce was walking home, and this time she didn't walk fast because she had just found out that she was failing P.E. She was trying to think of a way to break the news to her mom and not put her Expo trip at risk, when suddenly, from out of nowhere, a giant glowing half dog half cow monster jumped over the fence and into Ordinary Person Candyce's path. Ordinary Person Candyce picked up a stick and attempted to defend herself, but the dog-cow was too powerful. It snapped the stick in half and then sank its radioactive fangs into Ordinary Person Candyce's neck. Ordinary Person Candyce still tried to struggle, but it was no use and she soon blacked out.

Five hours later, Ordinary Person Candyce woke up. The dog-cow was nowhere to be seen, but the tell-tale marks of its teeth were still in our heroine's neck. Ordinary Person Candyce got up and continued on her way home, still dazed and a little confused because of her ordeal.

As Ordinary Person Candyce reached her block, she saw fire trucks and flashing lights everywhere. As she approached, she saw that her next-door-neighbor's house was on fire! Ordinary Person Candyce ran over to the neighbors and was relieved to see them all safe and sound in the front yard. Suddenly, the oldest daughter yelled "My Fushigi Yuugi tapes are still in there!!"

Ordinary Person Candyce couldn't believe her ears. Why hadn't she grabbed them before she left the house? Ordinary Person Candyce decided there wasn't time to scold the girl for her blatent disregard for precious anime tapes and decided to take matters into her own hands.

Ordinary Person Candyce took a step towards the house and suddenly was lifted into the air by some unseen force. Using her new-found power to her advantage, she flew into the house and rescued the precious Fushigi Yuugi tapes. She then exited the house and landed safely back on the ground.

"Thank you!!" the girl cried, taking her tapes and hugging them tightly,"You are the best neighbor ever!!You're like some sort of Legendary Super Hero or something!"

And from that moment on, Legendary Super Candyce lived to protect the weak, fight crime and save anime tapes and other Japanese merchandise in distress.


The End



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Okay, that story was fun, but if you want to know the REAL story (I promise this one's the truth) then click here.


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